Georgiana

Hi everyone,
          So I've finally posted a prologue and first chapter of my first book on here! Go and check it out and leave a bit of feedback if you have a minute, I'd really appreciate it.
          
           Georgie

Mwahahahahahahahahaha

I know where u live ;)

That took me ages so you better read them all..

Three blondes and a brunette were all clinging to a rope dangling high in the air (don't ask me how they got there...) The rope was beginning to break so they decided one person had to get off. In the end the brunette decided to let go.
          
          "I'll save all your lives and all, but I want my last words to be this.... If your happy and you know it clap your hands..."

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
           "Very good," said her mother.
           "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
           "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. 
          
           The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." 
          
           The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
          Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth.

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
          
          The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
          
          Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
          
          Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
          
          Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
          
          Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
          
          Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
          
          She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
          Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
          
          The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fudging times."

Death: It's your time. give me your hand
           Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!
           Death: Holy fudge nuggets! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
           Blonde: *high fives* 
           Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...

Brunette: I'll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!
          Ginger: I'll be the first ginger to walk on Venus!
          Blonde: I'll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!
          Ginger: You'll burn up if you try.
          Blonde: Don't worry, I'll go at night