"I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

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Hm... about me. What about me? I'm awesome. I know I'm awesome. It's okay, you can admit it. I don't blame you, hell, I wish I were me too. Wait, I am me! *self-high-five* 

Interests. I am pretty frickin interesting. Like cow jumping over the moon interesting. If you can't agree, then this, you and me, isn't going to work.

Appearance. Appearance? You want to know about my APPEARANCE? Nah bro, that stuff is too crazy.

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Okay, I'm gonna go eat some Oreos now...