hey, I’m Birdy and I love sarcasm so much I forget if I’m joking

I love writing, singing, annoying mah bro, graphics, sleeping, netflix,
and a lot more, I mean I think 

I have this obsession with Marilyn Monroe, I went on a free for all one night and her death is so suspicious and interesting and like, ugh

music is my life, I can’t do anything without music, if you want to see a huge list of music faves — http://pastebin.com/sUuNxk5A

that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is 
Correction: that awkward moment when your crush doesn’t even know you exist 

I seriously loathe the majority of society, like my sarcasm is all I can stand in general

I’d love to make friends, I mean, I can share my wifi and fridge with you 
But I can't promise there's any food in it because I'm the type of person who eats a snack while making a snack

I'm usually online a lot, so if you ever need someone for anything serious or for anything amazingly stupid that it's so hilarious I'm here! 

if you follow me or even stop by and say hi it means a bunch, and don't be shy, I don't bite