GlitchedChris

... active? idk

Hi
          I love your bio (the big bang theory) 
          I agree, and it makss sense to me... and if we are born from the debris, we are made of stardust and therefore we are stars :)

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          Dun worry. I'll be patient. 

Can you do another joke book? 

If I published everything I have written on this account, I would have about 31 stories.

I hate bullies.
          I personally don't give a flying fuck how egotistical or mean the person being picked on is. A person's a person. If that person was mean to you, then you're just stooping to their level by doing shit like that. When I see a negative post or comment targeted to someone else, even if it's a bunch of random people I don't know or have any relation to, it makes my blood boil. Why in the hell would you say something like, "ew, she should delete her account and go kill herself xD" let alone post it all over the internet? At this point, you're being a Godzilla-sized asshole.
          I'm not directing this towards anyone. This is just a simmering hate I have that I have to get out. I don't give a shit about the bullies; I don't have anything against ya, just your actions. I don't hate the fucktards. I hate that they're being fucktards. Everyone's got problems, everyone's gotta story, everyone's got their own views and hates. That's no excuse for being a jackass, though.
          
          Apologies for my profanities.
          This is just a rant, not meant to offend anyone.
          I don't hate the people. I hate the actions.
          Don't be an asshole.

HAPPY NEW YEARS
          =D
          I swear I'm going to try to be more responsible from now on and actually POST stuff. I'm hoping to get a whole ton of stuff written and then just release it at some point. I'm so sick of procrastinating on this :p

Hey, everyone. First of all, I just want to wish all of you happy holidays! It's hard to believe it hasn't even been a year since I created my account and already I've met so many awesome people and read so many epic stories. I can't believe there are so many people who've read my stories and followed my account. Seriously! Every time I get a notification I feel like the person did it on accident, but here we are. It's reminded me why I started writing in the first place. Why I posted stuff. Because I wanted to make people laugh. I wanted to make people happy, give them a reason to smile. Brighten their day. I started my joke book as... Well, a joke. Then there were so many supporters and I kept it going. I loved reading the comments and getting feedback, and I still love it. I'm not in it for the fame, the followers, I just want to make people smile. I just want to write.
          I know not very many people will read this, but I want to say thank you. Thank you so much. I know I'm not the most reliable person, but I want to be, and your guy's encouragement really helps. And I especially want to thank those of you that have been with me from the beginning, who've stuck with me through the thick and thin.
          Thank you all, happy holidays, and remember; keep writing, keep reading, and keep smiling.
          
          -Chris

I'm sick and on Christmas break with nothing to do, so I'm gonna hole up in my room and work on stuff I'm gonna post. Hopefully within this next week you'll be able to look at your notifications and see a shitload of updates from me =]
          
          -Chris

HAI! HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS! You haven't updated in a while... Uh... I'll get out of your way now...