Let's have fun with words about bodies, especially when they're together. I know a lot about that. Bodies, boobs, butts, brunch, beer, & B vitamins.

I have tons of stories in my head, and pieces typed, but mostly they don't start from the beginning, and that would be weird to post chapters mid-story and work backward.

I'm a girl, so mostly my new story is about girls and the boys and girls they hook up with. Is anything autobiographical? Is anything a little far-fetched? Yes and Yes.

Braless in Boobland - I'm putting it here because if I don't then I will never finish and that will make me crazy. It will switch focus from one couple to the next and instead of making separate stories, they are woven together because there is way too much overlap. My apologies. It's a mess. No virgins. No real vampires but there is a sparkly ginger with a big smile. Not many undergarments. If the title sounds childish, just wait til you read the dialogue - it is even more immature.

There are probably rules about referencing names and stuff that are real, but this is smut, right? So it doesn't count? Not really based on real people, except a certain Jane Doe who deserves to have her story retold and those ass-hats get royally punished. Sooooo close to getting her fictional character introduced in an upcoming chapter - she even wears underwear! So weird. Who does that?

Current issue to resolve: I hate that the guys' last name (and the name of their terrible politician father) is the real last name of a sitting politician who is in nearly the same location, and I dare not tarnish Auntie's name with my garbage story. Originally it was not set in LA, but scattered up and down the CA coast. Writing about TSA patdowns is boring, so I put them all in the same neighborhood. Ugh.