Glitteryonion

why would I read?
          
          it only cures my anxiety, opens my mind, makes me think and form opinions on important real-life topics, rids me of the last fucks I give regarding haters (cause they're the villains, of course), introduces me to interesting people, teaches me kindness is rewarded and that appearances are deceiving, but your gut feelings are not, brings me to beautiful places for free, and teaches me that violence is wrong, and teaches me to question EVERYTHING, especially the things I'm told as FACTS.
          
          and the only side effect is a sharp, witty, much-improved vocabulary and attention to proper spelling. 
          
          but of course, reading is nerdy and cringe, so all of the above is obsolete because it's not cool to be educated 

good morning everyone, how are you all this morning/day/night?   I'm happy. 
          
          also, has anyone ever read "the devil's dictionary"? 
          and are any of you on Project Gutenberg? it's a sight with thousands of free E-books. I've started "the adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain a while ago and it's really fun. it's also on the Banned Books of the American Library Association list, which I find funny as fuck.

hi guys, Mistymochi7 is one follower short of 400 followers! go follow her, she is super sweet, and funny, and her fanfics are the best!

WHO THE HELL JUST UNFOLLOWED YOU. I SHALL SEND THEM TO JESUS UNLESS THEY BRING YOU TO 150 FOLLOWS RIGHT NOW.

I am your 100th follower. 
          LET'S CELEBRATE

have any of you guys ever watched a silent film? 
          
          I started one this morning called 'Man with a movie camera' and so far I'm really enjoying it. 
          
          want to watch a Charlie Chaplin one next

for anyone who has been reading my books, I am going to be deleting all of them bar 'entering Magicks City' today. I wrote all of them on word, so they're not gone for good. I might re-publish them at some point in the future. 
          thank you if you've ever supported me by reading them<3

me realizing that I hope someone in BSD calls Fyodor the "second coming" in a mocking/joking way (probably would be Dazai)

SISTER!!! 
          NEW STORY PARTS 
          READ

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