Every straight Wattpad story be like:
I woke up in the morning with a full face of makeup and slightly messy hair that I chose to throw in a messy bun. Instead of checking my phone like other girls, I chose to read my book because I'm Quirky like that and that's why I get bullied by the other girls.
"Y/n!!" My mother rushed into my bedroom, frantic, "Pack your things, its time to go."
"What do you mean?" I asked, biting my lip.
" Your father spent all our money on alcohol and we decided we need to sell you for money!"
"What? My blue ORBS widened "Who did you sell me to??"
"Allo luv~~~~" A dark, sexy British accent caressed my ears. Just then a celebrity singer/ secret mafia leader, Harry styles entered the room. He ran a hand through his chocolate curls and devoured me with a hungry gaze that made my insides quiver.
I glared at him full of loathing, he was the hottest man I've ever met, but I was the only woman in the city who could withstand his charm.
"Uhg, I cant believe I have to live with you! you'll probably make me do girly things like put on dresses and walk in heels which I don't know how to do because I'm so awkward and relatable!"
"Well too bad." Harry replied with a smirk, "Your mine now luv"
"Alright then!" Said my mother who literally gave birth to me but was completely fine selling me to a stranger.
- Lucid being delusional at 2am