WAZZUP PEEPS?

RIght. Where to start...

ME NAME BE STEVIE, I BE 15. 

STEVIE LIKES:

~Talking in third person
~Old music. Non of this new crap- Bleh. (Queen is the BESTEST EVER!)
~<-That wiggle.
~Mah HOMIES.
~Reading (no shit sherlock.)
~Being sarcastic.
~being socially awkward, like usual.
~HARRY POTTER.
~Swearing.
~Other crap.
~custard :)
~Fictional Characters (Will Herondale. Jace Wayland/ Herondale/ Lightwood. Zachary Goode. Peeta and Gale... But all girls in books are bitches to me. THEY ARE UNDESERVING D': )

STEVIE DISLIKES:

~ppl hu talk lyk dis. 
~Attention seekers.
~FISH ARE DEMONIC!
~Beans :|
~Phone Calls (remember? socially awkward.)
~MY BITCH OF AN ART TEACHER D:
~stuff. (I'll get angry if it get too into it... No one likes angry Stevie...)


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT? YOU STARTIN' ME?
BITCH! HOLD MY SHIT! *hands stuff over to passing Wattpadder.*

I live in England- Home of the Chavs and Yorkshire Puddings.

I do bite. Be afraid.

Shit Stirring is fun. One day I hope to become a professional <3

I am extremely weird- people tend not to get me and are like: 'WHAT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS BITCH?'               whilst I am just sitting at home cackling away to myself.

I AM GENUINELY A NICE PERSON! I can't physically be nasty to a person. WHICH I HATE! I truly admire those who can tell people things straight.

I have weird reading habits. When i get excited (get your head out of the gutter) at a part in a book, I turn Ninja and start running around the house. Its like a weird reflex. Its also the only way i get any exercise.

Hmm... 400 characters left.

Me thinks I shall leave it there. Yes I does. (Imagine me coo-ing at the computer there.)

Bleh.