C.B.

Not even joking, I actually just saw a guy in a local school yearbook named “Marty Graw”. Bet you anything that’s where he was conceived.

At my brother’s orchestra concert watching a fourth grader playing an invisible violin. 
          

Dave Mustaine looks like a deranged Ed Sheeran in Megadeth’s “Sweating Bullets”.
          

I literally just realised that you can delete your past comments and whatever the “Activity” things would be called. Was scrolling through these and saw that I had commented on a Trolls Poppy x Branch fan fiction in 2017. 
          I have no shame.

Just drove through a residential neighbourhood in downtown Denver and caught a glimpse of a man raking his backyard with a stuffed raccoon balanced on his head. This happened two minutes after I saw a man crouched down in nothin’ but his skivvies in a grocery store parking lot talking to a tree. All on my way back to a living history day run by Mormans. It’s almost one, hoping to take an up close and personal tour of reptilian Jesus’ cotton candy mansion by two.

Tries to make battered cod, ends up having to strain fish pieces from oil. #disintegratedfish

When your entire photo gallery is memes... and you have 1000+ photos. I’ve used almost my entire phone storage on cat memes and crappy fan art I found at 3 A.M.

You know those light up signs on the road that track your speed as your go by, they’re usually on the back of pickups? 
          Well on this one the speed limit was 65. We were going 69. I kid you not, the sign read, 
          69
          SLOW DOWN
          
          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pentatonix/Twilight crossovers, or as I have affectionately named them, How To Be Dead Inside 101.

Just read 15/64 chapters of a Pentatonix Omegaverse... what has my life come to.