♫Why don’t you come on over Valerie♫
           ~Louis Tomlinson♪

♪Hi! My name is Valerie! I'm a bright and bubbly 16-year old girl♪

♪I love monkeys, bananas, and jungle animals! As well as clouds, skies, and birds. Except when they poop in your hair after it took you, like, ten whole hours to get it perfect. ♪

♣I love One Direction! Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik are my “life” behind the computer.♣

♫You Say →→ We Say(Directioners)
What’s happening → Vas Happenin’
Pigeon → KEVIN!!
LOL → LNL (Love Niall’s Laugh)
I have 2 boyfriends! → Please, I have 5; and I share them will millions
Cat → Pussycat
McDonalds is dah bomb! → Oh pah-leeze! Have you TRIED Nandos?!
You’re Obsessed! → Nah, we are Dedicated
Crazy Fans → It’s called being a Directioner. Jeeze.♫

♥ “Sorry, Valerie can’t go to school right now, she has been diagnosed with One Direction Infection.”
That’s an actual note that my mom wrote to my teacher for April Fool’s Day♥

♥20% Niallator
20% Tomlinster
20% Stylator
20% Zaynster
20% Paynette
100% Directioner♥

♥Mom: Why are you doing that?
Me: One Direction do it. Plain and simple.
Mom: So if One Direction jump off a clif-
Me: Yes.
♪There, I’m done for now♪

~Valerie♥

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