Asmodeus

No I don't think I will touch my own grass,Ima touch YOUR grass instead 

"No! Please! Take me instead!" cried the woman as her child was taken away by men.
          
          "Sorry ma'am but the lifeboats are only for the children." They said as the left. 

There's just something about Wattpad comments that always entertain me 

Lemme touch grass

will you spare some grass?

*Doesn't touch ur grass* 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          

*touches ur grass again*

Some of these people are just attacking you for you're grass

*proceeds to touch your grass*

Incapable of makin' alright decisions and havin bad ideas