Two sisters that have an odd obsession with goats and turtles. 🐐🐢❤

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@Adriana_V_Blade

@EdgyTeenager_101

About Adri:

• Female
• Loves pizza
• Is awkward, crazy, amazing, rebellious, and simply herself.
• Her favorite word starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'....

Popcorn you perverts. Her favorite word is popcorn.

"I hate it that chocolate and ice cream melts in my hands. I mean, AM I THAT HOT?"

"The word 'Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous, but backwards it looks even more stupid."

"Dear Internet friends,

SEX meant a gender.
BITCH was a female dog.
DICK was a name.
BJ was a nickname.
RUBBER was nothing but an eraser.
ASS was an animal.
SCREW was just a tool.
HEAD meant a part of a body.
BALLS meant a round toy.
NUTS meant dry fruits.
69 was just a number.

And then I met my friends and the Internet. 👍"

♡ ♡ ♡

About Edgy:

• Female {to her knowledge}
• Turtle licker 👅🐢
• Goat kidnapper 👌🐐
• PANDALLAMACORN ✨
• special1person2
• very mature ;)
• professional eater & sleeper
• creator of mean jokes ↓↓

"I know how math works.
If a boy has two balls, and I take away one of them, he is now unable to have children."

❝TO WRITE
means more than putting
PRETTY WORDS
on a page;
THE ACT OF WRITING
is to share
PART OF YOUR SOUL
with the
W O R L D.❞ -not me

I'm also in love with a beautiful girl by the name of Chloe . . .

♡ ♡ ♡

We are two amazing friends and sisters, not by blood, but by heart. We decided to make this account to unite our unique and totally awesome brains and write stories and poems together!

With turtles and goats, (update: our turtles and goats are not for you, because I, Edgy, claimed them. *hisses* mine.)

These two sisters.
  • writing together ✍
  • JoinedJune 29, 2017



Story by 🐢 Two Sisters 🐐
Hidden Words  by Goat_V_Turtle
Hidden Words
A collection of short stories written by us, whether it's because we're bored or because we have writers bloc...