I've been having some serious writer's block with my story as of late. I have had a revelation as to why this is:
Nearly everything on this site is utterly ridiculous and nonsensical, and so am I, but I was trying to be serious. I am not a serious person, and I have nearly twenty different stupid scenarios thought up in my head on a daily basis. I've been actively snuffing out my own creativity out of fear of embarassing myself, and doing so is causing me to freeze when I write.
In light of this, I've decided to take my current story and throw it in the trashcan, where it belongs, and start over from square one (yet again). I'm going to start later on in the plot to skip the boring crap, and I'm just gonna let the endless labyrinth of utter madness and nonsense that is my imagination guide me, just like I should've been doing. I literally kept a notebook on my story that is filled with all the background details and fun ideas I thought up for it, and I never used it.
The more I think about this, the more ridiculous I feel. I've been trying too hard, and contradicitng myself, and wondered why I couldn't just write. So to summarize what I've just said: I'm an idiot, I played myself, but now I'm back on track, and I'm gonna do it right this time in regard to my story. Get ready for more random dumb jokes and stupidity when I open my laptop again because it is five o'clock and I should probably go to sleep now before I start hallucinating.