RoryRogue
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[Lead-In]
Four, three, two, fuck you.
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!
[Verse 1]
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.
[Hook 1]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)
[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[Verse 2]
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me
[Hook 2]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)
[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
[Bridge Thingy]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
GoblinGriffin
@RoryRogue I JUST WANT TO EAT HONEY BREAD WITHOUT BEING SLAPPED WITH KARKALICIOUS FOR 2 WHOLE SECONDS OF MY GOD FORSAKEN LIFE, DEPRESSED THAT ACNH DID NOT ARRIVE IN THE MAIL
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