RoryRogue

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[Lead-In]
          Four, three, two, fuck you.
          
          Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
          Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!
          
          [Verse 1]
          Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
          She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
          Dyin' just to know the flavor
          I ain't doin' her no favors
          No reasons why I tease
          Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.
          
          [Hook 1]
          I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
          No, I don't DO Kismesis.
          And if you read any fanfics
          All that shit is fictitious.
          I blow kisses (mwah!)
          Don't matter if we're just moiraills
          Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
          (Four, three, two, fuck you.)
          
          [Chorus]
          So delicious (Super sweet)
          So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
          So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
          I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
          
          [Verse 2]
          Karkalicious def-,
          Karkalicious def-,
          Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
          Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
          Nepeta's always squealin'
          Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
          I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
          And the majority of pairings had better include me
          
          [Hook 2]
          I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
          My body stays vicious
          All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
          Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
          Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
          And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
          (Four, three, two, fuck you.)
          
          [Chorus]
          So delicious (Super sweet)
          So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
          So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
          I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
          
          [Bridge Thingy]
          Baby, baby, baby,
          If you really want me,
          Honey get some patience.
          Maybe then you'll get a taste.
          I'll be tasty, tasty,
          I'll be laced with lacy,
          It's so tasty, tasty,
          It'll make you crazy.

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GoblinGriffin

@RoryRogue I JUST WANT TO EAT HONEY BREAD WITHOUT BEING SLAPPED WITH KARKALICIOUS FOR 2 WHOLE SECONDS OF MY GOD FORSAKEN LIFE, DEPRESSED THAT ACNH DID NOT ARRIVE IN THE MAIL
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