Come on, come all to this tragic affair. We have pages of band smut all written with care. (Zed can't rhyme so this is gonna stop). Anyway, hello and welcome to our page. This is a joint account run by Zed and Damien. This account is exclusive to smut and fluff stories based off of alternative bands. What we write depends on the ships that we like and what is suggested to us. We won't write any form of self insertion fics because Zed thinks it's perverted. We write about kinks, answer questions, and are okay with talking if you want to message us. Anyways a little more about us and who we are.

Hi I’m Damien , One half of the works of this account. I’m 23 years old! Most of what you will see from me is art work because that's what I specialise in. I have a lot to say about myself in such little amount of space, but I’m a genderfluid Pansexual man/boy thingy. I’m a tall and lanky vegetarian who likes bands like Blood On The Dancefloor and Falling In Reverse. I act like a child all the time 0-0. Also I would describe myself as a scenester. I’m also devoted to my music as a Rapper and a Screamer. I like the booty. Now I’m done talking about myself TAKE IT AWAY ZED!

Thanks for the intro, babe. Bonjour! I'm Zed, the author half of this deal. Before we get battered with questions, I'm a biromantic, demisexual man. I am a manchild in every sense of the word apart from my music. My taste in tunes can be summed up with about three bands; My Chemical Romance, Pierce The Veil, and Motionless In White. I have a hidden talent for rap and songwriting. Even though Damien's older by one year, I'm the most mature out of us both. (Conquer the booty).

Damien: Zed takes shit too seriously *winks*.
Zed: Damien is like 5!
Damien: Oh you prude, you don't get the joke.
Zed: Atleast I'm not a slut! (not trying to slut shame. You're all fabulous).
Damien: Yes, I'm a slut, but I’m YOUR slut.
Zed: Damn right!

Can you guess who's the top and who's the bottom in our relationship *wink wonk*.