Dear god,
I read the most toe curling, gut wrenching, sheet gripping, house burning, stomach tingling, mouth watering, life threatening, coma inducing, cum creating, sperm squirting, boingaloings bahoova, eye twitching, jaw dropping, eye numbing, sinful, unrepentful, unholy, outrageous, god awful, smut master, eyebrow raising, jaw clenching brain rattling, teeth chattering, lip quivering, nose bleeding, cheek biting, eye widening, I have a tear running down my thigh, tongue lolling, panting, drooling, heavy breathing, bed flipping, throat bruising, knee grabbing, arm scratching, holy water needing, sex demon spewing, teeth grinding, moan worthy smut to ever exist.
