I am weird, and may or may not be conspiricy theorizing about shit that doesn't matter at any point of the day. 
I write about: The shit my mind comes up with e.g. my grand theory of the worlds existence relying on Cheerios (Coming up soon)
I love Alexander MqQueen
God hates me
God put a Jun Takahashi sweater in a thrift store for an enormous discount
God made it so I did not bring cash to pay
God sucks