"Uhm! Uhm!" *clears throat*
"So.....someone's been writing a new story..hehehehe..putting her current life at risk without studying" *embarrassed expression"
"Do check it out! And don't forget to vote and comment if you like it!" *still embarrassed*
"Thatstoryiswrittenbyme" *gasps for air*
"Bye, see ya soon" *exits*
*comes back*
"Wait, here's the link! Don't go away!!" *sees one audience and squeals in excitement*
*The newspaper on his face falls down and reveals himself sleeping with a drool*
*sigh*
"Anyway, here's the link, check it out lovelies!"
https://www.wattpad.com/story/275476441-a-stab-in-the-dark