"Oh? A puny midgardian! What a lovely sight! While reading this, I shall inform you that you successfully reached the site of my oh-so faithful midgardian companion.  Until she notices I took possession of her technological being, I should check whether you're worth it to read her stories.  Hmm... How to start? Ah! I know. At first: Kneel before me filthy mortal or else I'll-"
"LOKI! How dare you scare my readers! I want them to feel welcome and not like prey! I never want to be forced to warn you once more. Now go and make some tea for our guest." 
"But Nat, I just wanted to be sure they are worth reading your stories."
"That wasn't a question, Loki!" *the god disappears into the kitchen without further complaining*
"Where was I? Ah, right...
Hello and welcome to my profile my dearest readers and writers ^-^
Despite the rather cold welcoming of my sweet little god of mischief, I should  initially introduce myself. My name ist Natascha, I'm 18 years old and I'm a german cosplayer. I spend my freetime with reading and writing. Well actually it's quite the typical fangirl life with a mixture of crazyness and cosplay issues. I guess you all know well. Nevertheless I hope my stories appeal to you :3
Love ya, Tascha <3