Princess

Sup fuckers, I was borne 18 cycles ago, on this day

"Anyway, there are a couple pods of sky whales around the US, including one which has been dubbed ‘Moby Dick’ because it’s big and white. It’s also a bit of a dick, and likes to destroy tall structures. Of course, once the americans noticed, they immediately set out to solve it a very american way, and there is now a procedure for ‘Reducing harm from large flying animals’ which involves flak cannons."
          This here is amazing description of what America would do in an magic apocalypse

Plus side: no dishes
          Not plus side: have stitches

OI im annoyed as fuck that i managed to finish Darling in the Franxx, sttarting at 5:45 this morning, and stopping now with the last episode. I WANT MOAR BITCH

Wtf is an acronym

I DONT KNOW WHO WILL SEE THIS BUT ORCA WHALES ARE A REGULAR PREDATOR OF THE MOOSE CUSE THOSE FUCKERS CAN DIVER 20 FEET FOR FOOD AND SOME ORCAS WILL GO AND EAT THEM.

So, can't use right thumb cause bastard of a cat clawed me, and that joint right before the nail, on the inside where it bends, got two cuts almost a centimeter deep

My mom can read my mind. I was putting away what was left of dinner, and had a quick thought of what do hearts taste like, and my mom just fucking Pat's me on the head, points at the chicken heart, and says "there's the heart"

I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST SPEND THE LAST 8 HOURS WATCHING A CROSSDRESSING GUY PLAY MINECRAFT LOOKING LIKE A GIRL IRL

So, uhhh. About that two day thing. I'll probably be finished with the book by then, seeing as how I've already finished those 113 chapters I needed to get through