Soooooo…
Was talking with me mum in the kitchen while cooking our dinners and topic switches to the kettle when I forget to turn it off (it flashes between red and blue at intervals)
Mum : it spooks me, its like having a light show!!
Me : but its funnnn?
Mum : for you it might be, but scares the hell out of me sometimes.
Me : well when I go in the fridge and I see it flashing in the reflection of my glasses… I think has the devil come for my booty!!…
Mum : *finds cooking strangely interesting*
Me : …but then I see its a blue light and think has the angels come for my booty?!! Oh dear!
Mum : *mumbles something while still finding the cooking more interesting*
Me : I swear I'm not insane… just…
Mum : *looks my way with the 'don't say a joke face*
Me : just mentally impaired?
Mum : well dinner's ready now.
Me : …ok
Thing is XD I'm not even ashamed of myself, in fact very proud to come up with that in the light of the moment! Still not allowed to make jokes :3 eh! Can't stop won't stop!