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Ever think about this;
Imagine a clumsy bastard of a shinigami dropped their Death Note in the human realm?
On accident. Ryuk wrote the instructions on the page, right?
So, then this guy picks it up. He decides to use the Death Note as a diary.
He writes his friends' names in it. They die, he writes abt it in his journal, then says, "At least the rest of my family and friends, _insert_, aren't dead yet.
They also die.
Because man that's hilarious af
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If basilisk venom destroys horcruxes, Harry's horcrux should have been destroyed then
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Anyone else reminiscing on Emperors New Groove with your sister while in bed in the night before your maths exam?
Or is it just me
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"You can't fuçk Jesus." - my sister, 2021.
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There's some sort of plant/root/vine thing growing on the wall of my bathroom, and I'm afraid to remove it cause it looks like those alien monster living network things that inevitably take over someone and kill them, and are removed with tweezers that s l o w l y pull it out. I'm afraid it'll invade my body as soon as I touch it, so I just leave it and hope it won't use my body as a host while I'm asleep.
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according to my science tutor, asteroids move around by hitting planets and being deflected, and I'm SORRY but i just love imagining the universe as a giant game of pinball. Is very science.
Lowoki--
Oooh! Thanks for the follow, sweetheart!!! <3
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@Lowoki-- wow thanks actually i had a different one but then my account reset(?) and so i had to rewrite. also, i had a couple of works! God! they're gone! And stupid me didn't have a backup so they'Re GoNe fOrEvEr