Internet Dad

Hi my children!  I realize it's been a while since your internet dad has checked up on you all (it's been brought to my attention by many of my friends on a discord chat rn that we've been dead on here) so I decided to check in now!  I realize that this was a bad move on my part, seeing as I'm supposed to be a role model parental figure to you guys/gals/enby pals.  
            I hope that you're all doing well during this chaotic time of life.  I hope you are all keeping your grades up if you're in school, and have been following quarentine.  Remember proper hygine and wash your hands thouroughly and regularly!  I also hope that you are all doing well with any mental health issues and have taken your meds.  Remember to stay hydrated, and to eat healthily (though you may obviously have unhealthy foods as well, just try to balance it).  
            You are all valid, wonderful individuals and I hope that you're all doing well.  I'm here if you need to chat or rant or just need advice.  Well, until next time, my children!  I love you all!  Stay safe!

Hello, children!  I apologize for being absent for so long.  My siblings and I have finally gotten out of our neglectful and abusive household and are living with some relatives.  Were still going to the same school though. 
          
           Another thing...I'm making this update from the hospital.  I overdosed on my T shots a few days ago...I'm not quite sure how I did it though...it's a blur.  But it's okay!  I'm fine! I promise you!  
          
          Anyway, I hope all of you are doing well!  I love all of you, my children!  You're all beautiful/handsome/good-looking and you have a place on this big planet!  I love you all!  Bye for now!

I am so sorry for being late, and I'm sorry to hear about that. I wish you the best of luck!

Hello all of my beautiful children!  I apologize for my recent lack of activity, but school is about to begin for me soon, and I've been dealing with...issues at home.  My younger sibling tried to shoot themselves...the gun jammed and I walked in on them...sorry about this, but I'm not going to be openly active. But I will be on!  I just need a small break for my own wellbeing.  Well, chat with you later, kiddos!  
          
          P.S. Today will be a great day, and here's why: you're alive with me, and you brighten up so many people's lives without knowing it!

Good morning everyone, I hope you all have a wonderful day!

Good afternoon, everyone!  I hope you're all doing well!  How has your day been so far? ^v^

Okay kiddos, I probably won't be very active for a bit but that's because I'm going camping and probably won't have Wi-Fi.  But I will check on you guys and stuff when I do come on!  Well, until then, I hope you all stay safe! 
          
          Note: You are all perfect and beautiful people, don't let others tell you otherwise.

Thank you so much..!! And I have an absent father!! Thank you..!

I’m now going to call you ‘dad’ and you can’t stop me-