Goldheart1

HEADCANON/AU INFO TIME (Smiling Critters edition):
          
          Hoppy and Kickin are best friends, rivals, and secretly crush on each other
          
          Hoppy, Kickin, and DogDay are bi
          
          Bobby and Piggy are lesbians
          
          Bobby and Crafty are hopeless romantics
          
          Bubba is aroace
          
          CatNap is gay
          
          Crafty is demi
          
          Crafty is a demigirl
          
          Simon Smoke likes Crafty
          
          Simon teases Crafty, but in playful banter. If he catches any of the Nightmare Critters bullying her, he gets protective
          
          Icky's Poppy Gas causes hallucinations and is poisonous (I'm fairly certain he's a poison dart frog, hence the poisonous effect)
          
          Kickin acts confident, especially around Hoppy, but secretly has low self-esteem
          
          Kickin only lets his guard down around Hoppy, and only sometimes
          
          Piggy only makes special treats for people she's close to (ie, a batch of Bobby's favorite cookies)
          
          CatNap stays up late in case one of the Critters needs help sleeping
          
          CatNap has insomnia, ironically
          
          Each Critter has Poppy Gas – we only got to see CatNap's
          
          DogDay and Kickin briefly dated when they were younger (it was an early ship of mine that I no longer enjoy – I might at some point in the future, but currently, no. You do you, though! :3)
          
          Crafty and Bubba often hang out together, even if they're just working on their own things in the same room
          
          Kickin acts cold to CatNap (ever since the recall), but is one of the first to worry about him if he knows the cat is hurt or sick (right after DogDay)
          
          CatNap blames himself for the recall, despite it being a manufacturing issue
          
          Kickin teases CatNap by calling him "Nappy Cat"
          
          DogDay is oblivious af (still better than Adrien Agreste, though)
          
          Piggy and Maggie (Maggie Mako) get along incredibly well
          
          The Critters know they're in a TV show, and they used to be aware of what happened in the factory
          
          CatNap only gets restful sleep when he's around DogDay

So like I'm writing some Smiling Critters fics
          
          And then I want to make at least one into a comic
          
          If I manage to, I kinda want to do a comic dub
          And I'll probably voice Crafty and Hoppy (or Bobby, but def Crafty)
          
          But like
          
          Would anyone want to help? If I do
          
          Idk man maybe I'm just sleep-deprived and hyperfixating on SC
          
          Well definitely the latter
          
          Also DayNap holds a special place in my heart but the fics I'm working on are currently strictly platonic
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Also how freaking funny would it be if someone was playing with a laser pointer and CatNap went full cat mode and accidentally jumped out a window
          
          Like
          
          The Critters: *Chatting and hanging out*
          
          Someone (probably Crafty or Kickin idk): *Playing with a laser pointer*
          
          CatNap: *Stares at the laser*
          
          DogDay: Uh... CatNap?
          
          CatNap: *Chases the laser out the window*
          
          Kickin: ... What the heck-
          
          Hoppy: OH FRICK
          
          DogDay: CATNAP

So I guess my LGBTQ+ books are gonna have to be okayed by my mom now... Since, y'know, Mister Orange Man Child dislikes "tHe GaY aGeNdA" or whatever tf
          
          Like bish I ain't showing my frickin crackships and whatnot to my mom
          
          Hex nah
          
          "What's Paperhat? You ship Sonic and Shadow? Aren't Catnap and Dogday from a horror game?"
          
          I'M NOT HAVING THOSE CONVERSATIONS, MAN
          
          IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T HELP THAT I LIKE THE ATLA SOKKAXZUKO SHIP
          
          AND IZUKUXTODOROKI
          
          LIKE
          
          I'M NOT SHOWING MY GÆ SHIPS TO MY MOM UNLESS THEY'RE MY OWN FRIGGIN CHARACTERS
          
          Anyways rant over but like-
          
          Ye
          
          That ain't gonna stop me from writing, though, hehehe >:3

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

So I may or may not have written a depressing ahh song about my twin brother
          
          I like to imagine he grew up with me, just... In an astral form or something.
          
          I swear, bro, if I find out you've been mean to the family critters, the first thing I'll do is kick your tail.
          
          Love you </3
          
          Also if anyone actually sees this, this is how I cope. Also it's midnight so I can't write in my new journal. Also I started rambling about my twin so I'm not gonna make this some sort of update anymore
          
          Also I swear it was originally supposed to be "Not me writing a song about missing my twin"
          
          Zamn I reread that as "my missing twin" like nah fam he's just in the stars
          
          Or hell idk
          
          Either one sounds fun to me lol
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Wait am I rambling cause I'm tired or because I'm starting the new year on my period-
          
          Eh, probably both, lmao

Not me just listening to the Absolute Territory animation meme sound on repeat
          
          Like... I downloaded the song from one of the memes. I wanted to make my own (still not even done with the storyboards I made WEEKS ago)
          
          I'm too lazy to download the whole thing at midnight lmao ☠
          
          Anyways, how are y'all doing?

Right so
          
          I'm somehow managing to hyperfixate on TMNT (2012) and Mouthwashing at the same time
          
          Anyways
          
          I'm contemplating what to write
          
          ... TMNT Donnie angst aside- (no seriously why is favorite character angst some of my favorite stuff to read and write T^T)

The post below this one is precisely why I stopped getting into drama
          
          Also I'm fine, please don't worry.
          
          P. S. If I start talking about Among Us, Mouthwashing, the Ghosts animation meme, or anything else, I'm hyperfixating on it. Constantly switching, I am so sorry.
          
          Also Dan Da Dan is SO GOOD OMC-

Here's a little thing my sleep-deprived, depressed brain came up with that proves I don't need therapy
          
          When you feel depressed, ignore it. Continue to ignore it until you can't anymore, and then guilt trip yourself into ignoring it some more. It's a waste of time when you could be doing something more productive, even if you have to force yourself to. Put up a facade. Eventually, you won't be able to tell for yourself if you're masking or not.
          
          ...
          
          "HEY
          PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
          THEN EVERYTHING'S OKAY
          PUT ON A HAPPY FACE"
          – Jagwar Twin

Oh yay Emily Hally's back...
          
          @Emilyhally8
          
          Thank you to my friend for letting me know about it. I'm not going to tag them because I don't want Emily going after her.
          
          I know I said I'm not getting into drama anymore, but honestly? Screw these people. Here's an update on one of these POS