Got A Problem With Me? Solve it. Think I'm Trippin? Tie my Shoes. Can't Stand me? Sitback Down . Can't Face Me? Turn Around

laughing so hard that no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal

Dear math, solve your own problems. i'm a teenager not a therapist 

Ducks are ugly, why would you want your face to look like one? stop with the duck lips.

Edward isn't a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn't eat people and he sparkles. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY.

don't like me? cool, i don't wake up everyday to impress you.

according to chain messages, i should have died 18 times, been raped twice, and been cut 10 times. Either chain messages are fake, or i'm Superman

Enough of the quotes, lets get the talkin' done cause my tacos getting cold. GoldiLocks is what i go by on this site, the quotes above are who i am. Retarded-Weirdo is my middle name, and for me laughter is truly the best medicine. I'm obviously not perfect, but in reality who is? I lie and laugh at others when they trip and fall on their face. Does that make me a bad person? No. I have a soft spot for old wrinkly people, and i love the smell of a pack of freshly opened tennis balls. Weird right? Deal with it, im who i wanna be and im happy in my own skin.