heya

While I won't tell you my real name, (as of now) I can tell you this. I'm a hobbyist writer, an avid TvTropes reader, the unfunny writer man, and the creator of "Project: Spellcaster", who shows that dark humor, immature writing *AND* mature writing can go together about as smoothly as chunky peanut butter.

There will be some, 𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓰𝓮 as you read, such as shitty writing, repetition of phrases and words, awkward pacing, and bad dialogue. (and procrastination.) 

Still, I sure hope you enjoy my books. 

(Even if they get a bit like if someone took multiple doses of cocaine and speed all at once, writing a paragraph that looked jankier than a Bethesda game.)

Oh, and one last thing, just call me Goldie. Just as a nickname basis.

See you starside.
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[Major inspirations for "Project: Spellcaster": literally every magic story ever, some animes, and many, MANY Spaghetti Westerns.]