Valerie

http://www.wattpad.com/9463852-my-gym-teacher-is-a-hawt-werewolf-and-i-wanna-bang

http://www.wattpad.com/357610-bella-gets-edward-prego-and-traps-him-in-the

http://www.wattpad.com/258831-i-am-a-vampire-edwards-theme-song-%26-a-twilight
          Kind of speaks for itself.

http://www.wattpad.com/story/3567332-the-boy-who-feared-the-spoon-a-parody-of-all
          This one's my favorite so far...

http://www.wattpad.com/9851072-licking-the-monkey-a-one-direction-fanfic-parody
          This is the zombie llama one...I think...

@CasiHuber anything huh? "Anything" could be dangerous. Text me. SorryBitch(;

Thanks for the mention. And um, I like to win, so I can call no tag backs because I will do anything to win.
          ...
          *anything*

@CasiHuber you can't call No tag backs!!!

http://www.wattpad.com/story/152045-forty-seven-uses-for-a-paperclip-completed 
          I found it! I win! Woo!

Tag you're it! No tag backs! I win! *does happy dance*