My old description was soooo cringey. Jk still is. 

I have no friends or life *laughs while slowly dying inside* so hit me up if you want to chat! Or just hit me with your car. (Please)

Gender: Apache Attack Helicopter (You are not funny)

Sexuality: Not you (Such a good joke)

Religion: Pastafarian (Lol if you get it)

I spend way to much time reading. (Damn right)

Bro I just found this account that I made when I was 15 💀 
I've graduated from college and I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of highschool me 
The cringe is unbelievable