✨Throw a toaster in the bath, watch my mom and dad laugh ✨

The line in my bio is from the song parents by YUNGBLOOD
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          	Lyrics ☟︎
          	I was born in a messed up century
          	My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines
          	I bought a car, a Beretta age sixteen
          	I brush my teeth with bleach
          	'Cause I ain't got time for cavities
          	My daddy put a gun to my head
          	Said "if you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead"
          	So I tied him up with gaffa tape
          	And I locked him in a shed
          	Then I went out to the garden
          	And I fucked my best friend
          	'Cause my
          	High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
          	The way they think about it all
          	If I tried I would never know
          	My high hopes are getting low
          	But I know I'll never be alone
          	It's alright, we'll survive
          	'Cause parents ain't always right
          	✨✨✨Put a toaster in my bath
          	Watch my mum and dad laugh✨✨✨
          	See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had
          	They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
          	But it's hard to get an erection
          	When you're so used to rejection
          	Yeah, the teacher fucked the preacher
          	But then he had to leave her
          	Had to wash away the sins
          	Of a male cheerleader
          	Hi, nice to meet ya, got nothing to believe in
          	So let me know when my breathing stops
          	'Cause my
          	High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
          	The way they think about it all
          	If I tried I would never know
          	My high hopes are getting low
          	But I know I'll never be alone
          	It's alright, we'll survive
          	'Cause parents ain't always right
          	Tic, tock, stop the clock
          	Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot
          	Tic, tock, stop the clock
          	Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot
          	My
          	High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
          	The way they think about it all
          	If I tried I would never know
          	My high hopes are getting low
          	But I know I'll never be alone
          	It's alright, we'll survive
          	'Cause parents ain't always right