Me(without my glasses): *checks phone* *gasp* OMIGODS THERE'S CHICKEN POT PIE ON SALE
Friend: Uhhh, that just says you have a new follower.
Me: *squints hard* OMIGODS YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT DO I DO
Friend: Thank them?
Me: THANK YOU
Friend: GOSH DANGIT STOP YELLING IN MY EAR