I'm crazy, insane, psycho
alter ego;@KC-Blares
Heroes: Harley Quinn and Joker
Author inspirations; James Dashner, Edgar Allen Poe, Neil Shusterman
Fav poem: THE TIGER -William Blake
AMAZING SHOWS
~Criminal Minds
~The Mentalist
~Bones
~Castle
~CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
~CSI: New York
~CSI: Miami
~The Closer
~Major Crimes
~Rizzoli and Isles
~Burn Notice
~NCIS
~Covert Affairs
~The Men who Built America
~666 Park Ave
~Destination Truth
~Leverage
AMAZING MOVIES
Red Dawn
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes 2, A Game of Shadows
Public Enemies
Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Pirates of the Caribbean
Secret Window
The Dark Knight Trilogy
The Prestige
Valkyrie
Holmes: My mind rebels at stagnation! Give me problems! Give me work!
Watson: [Holmes points violin bow at Watson] Get that out of my face.
Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.
JOKER: I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that.
Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HA HA HA!
But my point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?
I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! TELEGRAPH POLES! HA HA HA HA HA!
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?
- Arkham Asylum
- JoinedJanuary 14, 2012
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