Hi, guys! My name is Gracie and, I just want to say, MAJOR shout out to Debca_rules, MagicSox, and tacocatgg because they make the best guac in the world! And because they introduced me to Wattpad. So go check them out- and try some of their guac.

Anyways, 

Lemme tell you a little about myself:


- I was born in Backloslavia (a little country off the coast of Russia) and raised by clams

- I came to America when I was 3 in hopes of becoming the world's best taco eater (eat the sour cream first)

- I became an actress and played in Romeo and Juliet (I played the cabbage)

- I got arrested for illegal tap dancing

- I turned 4 years old (whoop whoop)

- Some random guy from Italy bailed me out of jail

- I moved to Canada because, let's face it, America sucks

- I was adopted by a group of polar bear bodybuilders and they taught me how to master the art of the yo-yo

- My favorite color is green

- I had to say goodbye to the polar bears because polar bears are SO last season

- I finally ended up back in America and, with my trusty laptop and my bowl of chocolate by my side, I joined Wattpad