I'm a writer, living in New York City. I've published in everything from Playboy to the Village Voice, written blurbs for DirecTV (you know, those little tiny six word descriptions of a show you get when you hit "info?" Someone has to write them.), sold cleaning chemicals in Hong Kong, cheap jewelry on the phone (that job last a day), and have published short stories in places like Strange Horizons and Pseudopod. I have a book out now called SATAN LOVES YOU that you can find on Amazon or Smashwords.