(Before reading this please note that nazis are racist shitstains, please don't be a racist sad ass nazi, please be a Grammar Natzi and always support people no matter what, our goal is to improve grammar, not make people cry over stupid mistakes.)
ALL HEIL SHITLER. SHIT ON EVERYONE'S GRAMMAR, JOIN MY ARMY OF EDITORS, AND WE WILL BUILD AN EVEN MORE GLORIOUS REGIME. LET US UNITE UNDER THE NAME OF SHITLER, LET US SHOW THEM TRUE GRAMMAR USAGE, LET US SHOW THEM TRUE POWER, THE POWER OF UNDERSTANDING SOMEONE'S WORDS CORRECTLY! WE WILL HAVE A THOUSAND YEAR WAR ON GRAMMAR MISTAKES, AND WHEN IT ENDS ALL GRAMMAR MISTAKES WILL BE GONE!!! ALL HEIL THE GLORIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS RULER OF GRAMMAR NATZIS, SHITLER THE SUPRREME!!!!
Under no pretenses will you judge me publicly for making grammar mistakes whilst correcting somebody else's. I am only good at correcting other peoples grammar mistakes, my own mistakes should not be of your concern, and pointing them out makes you even more annoying than myself, and you will be executed in the glorious name of Shitler. ALL HEIL SHITLER.
p.s., this bio/about me is meant solely for comedic purposes, if you find it offensive, contact me, and I will edit the message. You can ask me to look over your work, as a grammar natzi it would be my honor. ALL HEIL SHITLER!