GrassCake

Grass: *Slams fan fiction on the table* DONE!
          Cake: Sorry about our absence! We were captured then thrown off the side of a building.
          Grass: Sound familiar?
          Cake: But in all seriousness, thank you all so much for sticking with us as we struggled to get this all posted, but it's all here now!
          Grass: We're in the process of writing the next installment, so drop a follow! I'll try to post lil notes here when we do something XD
          Cake: Bye for now!!!
          Grass: Love youuuuu!!!~~~~~

Grass: I'm not even sure what to say...
          Cake: I can't believe it's ending....
          Grass: *nods* It's been a crazy ride, that's for sure.
          Cake: Please enjoy this chapter!!!
          Grass: *Sniffle!*

Grass: Aw man it's almost done...!
          Cake: Honestly, it doesn't even feel real....
          Grass: *nods* I can't believe we have close to 150 reads on Wattpad, plus all of the reads on Fanfiction...! It makes me feel all fuzzy on the inside~~~
          Cake: We apologize for once again being late, but here it is....
          Grass: Enjoy!!!!

Grass: Whoops we didn't post in forever....
          Cake: Yeah, sorry about that!
          Grass: We've got some fun stuff planned for the future that's super duper secret atm and I'm SO PUMPED about it!!!!!!
          Cake: Grass!!! We weren't gonna say anything about that!
          Grass: Oh right, whoops! Hehe.....
          Cake: *Sigh*

Grass: Oh boy oh boy!
          Cake: We finally posted it!!!
          Grass: And this time, it comes with a liiiiitllleee surprise heeeheehheeheh!
          Cake: That's right! Stay tuned~

Grass: SOUND THE ALARMS
          Cake: ITS ON TIME!
          Grass: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Grass: IT IS POSTED!
          Cake: It's super long....
          Grass: It's not that long lolol
          Cake: Well I guess it makes up for the time we didn't post....
          Grass: *Raises eyebrows with a smirk*
          Cake: -.-

Grass: Apparently we are keeping you on the edge of your seats for this next chapter...! Super sorry about the wait, but we promise it's coming!

Grass: The chapter has come! All hail!
          Cake: Literally what?

Grass: After a 2-week wait, Chapter 7 is out! Get ready for intensity....!