WOW :0

Just re-read my dhmis satire oneshots. They were made about late 2022. Holy fart. When I tell you the humor has aged poorly I mean it boy oh boy. I kinda wanna post them again tbh

I unpublished all of my stories because they were stinky so yeah don't bother papa about it

GUESS WHAT ALPHA PACK?? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

Old men

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
          RICK GRIMES!
          VERSUS!
          WALTER WHITE!
          BEGIN!
          Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
          I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
          A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
          Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
          I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
          Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
          Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
          Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
          You tore your family apart, sin by sin
          Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
          So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
          I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
          I don't know what you think I've done
          But if we were to battle, I've already won
          Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
          I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
          Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
          Always getting saved by some samurai booty
          I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
          Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
          Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
          If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
          Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
          You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
          'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
          I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
          CARL! I said stay back with the others
          While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
          You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
          I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
          Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
          I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
          I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
          No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
          WHO WON?
          WHO'S NEXT?
          YOU DECII...*Cutely Gets Eaten By A Zombie*

I just did a little stinky

holy sh-t, your dhmis x reader is so aesthetic that i just got inspired from it help.

@shitsmeller That's aesthetic