Didja hear about the crime at the parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the heat.
My friend's bakery burnt down yesterday.
Now his business is toast.
A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day.
I told him it was the last thing I needed.
Whether if you just rolled your eyes or grinned, at least you now know who the punniest on this account is.