Hello, random person browsing through Wattpad!
I am GreasyVarmint. Don't ask why. Just don't. 
I enjoy writing funny books, and writing is just my hobby, so I rarely update. 
I really like Spider-Man but one of my phobias is Arachnophobia, and don't say "Why do you like Spider-Man if you're scared of spiders?" Because everyone does and I have a perfectly fine explanation. 

My favorite food is tacos, pizza, hamburgers, lasagna, enchiladas, steak and many other scrumptious foods

My friends are 
@Banana_Carl 
@SquirtimusMaximus
@-habits
@samburchambooks
@AliceWanderlust33 
@ljaco127
& Others

My sister is Kirsten or @Pick-C

I absolutely love Llamas and Classic Rock

Now you can Carry On, My Wayward bros ✞