wattpad’s over! go touch grass!

Happy new years mate!

im laughing my ass off, hey guys

hey are you still going to write stuff? i dont wanna be a bother but its been awhile since  you've done anything.

Just wanna stop by and say hi.

I feel like shit rn, I’m breaking everything I own,, and it’s so frustrating-
          
          

Wait- what happened with the original boyfriend scenario?

I just-
          I found out that my mother-in-law is your daughter-
          When did that happen what-
          Does that make you my granddad-
          Ohgodthisismakingmeuncomfortablewhyisthisfamilysodamnbig-
          Ты забираешь у меня маму? Я убью тебя, если ты попробуешь-
           I'll stop before you get the hammer and sickle-

Scenarios with the author : 
          
          I’m currently stressing out on homework but I also need to post a story chapter for the most sweetest readers that took the time to read my shittY book, wHat would you do to help? :')

*yeets myself into room* HELLO :D

Happy Valentines Day, My Readers :)