Good day, fellow citizens of Green Sky! We are so happy to launch our latest weekly news scrolls, more commonly known as newspapers. And by “we” I mean “me”, Jerry, and by “latest” I mean “first ever” since ever.
So anyway, as we all know, people love to claim our little mountain town is weird. I never understood why, I mean, what if we get a green sky once a week? Is that such a big deal? Are we the only town that has a green sky once a week? Doubt it… or maybe we are. Never mind, my point is that other towns are weird too, more or less. After all, we all know how a few miles down the road we have the so called town “Red Water”. And guess what? The water there is not red! Is that not weird? Anyway, enjoy your stay!