Originally @XxRedTiesxX

I work with my lil' friend @JJYoshida / @Pyromaniasaur

I'm not the most interesting boy you'll meet - but I have good stories to tell about people who never really existed.

Quotev: @TylerBrookingtons

I'm a teenager who adores pizza and crepes. I'm half French half British. 

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Random Facts:
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I steal the president's shoelaces. But I use my friends account cause cba.

I once cross dressed as a girl for Halloween. Turns out I'm hella attractive as one, but the people who flirted knew something was up when they checked the skirt. But one guy said I was handsome, so that backfired.

I like fire. 

YOU CAN RID OF ME WITH COLD WATER.

I prefer salty to sweet. Pizza rules over Cake.

I'M FBI (full Bi) (thanks tumblr, you succ)

I'M NOT ONLINE 24/7

DORITOES

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Things I have to say because cheese?
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Popular crowds aren't always mean boys and girls.

Fuck social groups. Talk to who you want.

Pizza loves you too.

Call of Duty is not a birthday present to ever gamer.

Teen Wolf is underrated.

Do your thing.

Practice makes perfect. 

You are a pervert.

Gender, Sexuality, Race, Nationality - nothing should define you by your motherfuckin' self you twat.

- FAQ -

Q: Are you gay?
A: bi

Q: Can you read my story?
A: I'll probably look at it. If I'm interested, then maybe.

Q: Are you REALLY a boy
A: Would you like to check my underwear? 

Q: You srsly in my kitch?
A: I srsly in your kitch.

Q: FREE DICKY
A: FUCK YOU. 
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[Wanna be friends? Message me - I won't bite you without permission (I'm really awkward, this, this is just me trying to be cool)]

- tags -
 #BadassReads #LGBT #StopGenderRoles #BreakStereotypes