I am Greg. I am a clown. 

I am allergic to pussies, people, and the whole world in general. I was born in Outer Space where my fellow galactic clown friends live. I am also the clown haunting Leigh's dream and likes to see her scream. 

I also have human friends - sometimes, I want to eat them but Leigh always told me, "humans are friends, not food." I hate Leigh.