Introducing all new, multi-purpose Grey TM!
Grey TM will read with you quietly for hours, clean the house at random intervals and make coffee despite already being wide awake! Grey TM will also wake up at 4:00 am in order to do absolutely nothing except drink coffee! Grey TM is capable of all sorts of social interaction (selection limited to 3 settings - NO, COFFEE and HELLO ;)) and will willingly fight any idiot who comes your way!
Grey TM now comes with the brand new COFFEE attachment, meaning that Grey TM will always have coffee even when it is completely unnecessary! For a limited time only, Grey TM will be awake at all times, likely thinking very hard about their work and doing absolutely everything to avoid it!
Get your Grey TM now for $5.95 at Kmart.
Warning: Grey TM includes bad jokes/puns, flirting, self-deprecation and a habit of suddenly and unexpectedly disappearing into the void and returning at random. Battery not included.