If you've heard Grey saying that I'm hyper because I am a puppy, he is wrong. I'm just trying to burn off all the calories the fucker is feeding me😤.
I love him with all my heart but he needs to tone it down a bit. I can't have a dad bod at such a young age. How am I going to impress the ladies? I am a big dog ( literally and figuratively 😜) but that doesn't mean I need to be big from all angles, right? 
Anyways, I love my dad and my momma a lot. Callie may be small rn but she is damn scary sometimes 😪. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk🙏
You may fuck off👋 bye bye 👋.


And it's high time these fitness influencers make some workout routines for dogs🙄

And if you know any sexy ladyfriends for me☺️, slide into my dms🤤