So, I see this and I looked on Pinterest. Know what I found? I'll show you some. *I once offered a teddy bear dinner, but it said no thanks, I'm already stuffed. *Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. *I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day. *You know what's really odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2. *You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents. *A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu. *What does a thesaurus eat for a breakfast? A synonym roll. Okay, I'm done. These are some bad puns tho.