Hello, you little gossip.
Welcome to my profile.
Hope you stay 😊

If you came here 'cause you thought I was, or was pretending to be, Jennie - I'm not.
She's a weirdo. Well, I am too.
But she's a stalker. Well... I am too.
Okay, just kidding. I'm not.

I'm just the writer. I have nothing to do with them,
but hell, I wish I did.