-not so quietly wails because I can't come up with a funny introduction- I MEAN COME ON! IF I CAN'T BE FUNNY, I AM NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS OF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOMING AND I'M NOT A SEXY, SMART SERIAL KILLER THEN WHAT IS MY PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD!?

-slowly calms down as 'cake'aine euphoria melts my worries away- anyway, you can call me Ella. Not short for Cinderella because I have hideously large feet and would probably go straight to the buffet if I had only till midnight at a royal event. I live far away in a country where 'stick it where the sun never shines' isn't something you'd normally say BECAUSE THAT BITCH IS SHINNING EVERYWHERE! I MEAN  E V E R Y W H E R E. 

Every.
Where.

Moving on, I'm a Junior in high school and I  hope I can be a doctor one day. Aside from hating myself, I occasionally paint, read depressing poetry, try and miserably fail at being an awesome violinist and cook. 

PROJECTS: 
The Princesses Series: a collection of books I'm writing for fun with no purpose except a good time. They are mainly humor laced with romance. 

The Aid Series: A collection of books inspired from real life stories and struggles that discuss depression and other diseases: 
+ Depression, Nutella and Other Mainstreams
+ Oreo Madness Thesis