*mike squeks*
*a guy in a suit comes up and speaks in an wwe-james earl jones fashion*
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
presenting the one and only
owner of this stupid profile
weighing in at -like-i-am-that-fucking-stupid- pounds.
the great
the fabulous
the fantastic
the greatantabulous
ok, I'm just stopping this shit.
Heyo. I'm Harsh( PS I'm from India, so harsh means different, not rough it means happiness in Hindi, native lingo.)
How you doing? *speaks in Joey tribbiani style*
A few of you may know me. if you do. Heya suckazz.
if you dont, EAT SHIT.
Jk I love ya guys.
Not.
Well, I guess now that you have stalked me enough to click on my profile and read this crap till here I am obligated to tell you about my shithole of a life.
Where the fuck should I start?
hmmm.
Well uhh I like...........Ummm.........books? *the crowd goes 'duh dude'*
yeah yeah ik. ok. I guess I like superheros and stuff. and uhh. I like not too write awkward stuff as this.
and. uhhhhh. ummmm.
yea I'm 15. sooooo. and don't you dare call me a fucking kid, i may look like a harmless creature but i am Lucifer when i wanna be, if u do I will chew your head off with my teeth and bury the rest of your body in front of your fucking eyes,
get how that works ?
hmm what to write now?
I guess I should tell you that I'm a boy, if u didn't figure that out frm the 'I like superheros'. I mean how many girls like superheros ??
God's sake.
ok enough of that.
I'm gonna go total cliche and say that my fv. color is blue.
and my favorite singer is Eminem.
and my favourite actor is Will Smith.
and my favourite shit is brown.
ok too far.
I don't know why people write this favorite this and that shit. it's stupid.
I'm gonna end this now.
see you later suckaz. Sorry for the rant.
Later.
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Ok all the people tagging me. I want to say these kind words to you. FUDGE YOU!!!! I AINT DOING THAT SHIT! AND U CANT MAKE ME *_*View all Conversations
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