So, ah... Typically I'll think of stories that include either 1) zombies, 2) tons of action, 3) manly things, 4) death, 5) lots of guns, etc. OR!!!! I'll go the teenage girl route and write a really cringe-y, typical fanfic or a sappy chick-flick, romance story. 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't really think there's any in between. 
Anyways, If I ever do come around to putting up a story on this magnificent website, please tRY to enjoy xD I'm just a sweet little dude that thinks she can write but has a really messed up mind (in many ways other than just dirty, guys xDDD) so bear with me...
Stay rad, and remember...the cat whiskers comes from within. (I like cats oKAY)
X, Muffin:))) 
P.s. Feel free to message me! I'm always open for new friends cause I don't have any.. I mean- like.. I have TONS of friends, dude! Tons... ;-; jk I'm fine with my small circle. BUT I think friends are rad so let's be:)) xDD