"I'm a dumb teen boy" - Boys Will Be Bugs

Greetings, thou whore.

How has fate been treating thee today, mon cheri? A pleasure to meet thee! I am Lumi, teller of the stars' unspoken stories! In other words, I'm a writer. Thus why I'm here on wattpad.

This is a rather dead account so I suggest thou find somewhere else to go! Shoo, shoo! Lest, thou interested? 

How fantastic! I upload stories every once in a while but I can't update it considering I am in high school now, the tasks are astronomical. 

That's it- I think. Bye now, dear. May stars align for us to cross paths, or dare to rebel against fate and meet me on a time we were not destined to be, your call! Au revoir!